Sailutations!
I'm Allie, and I'm a steamy and filthy fucking potty mouth who lives in a trailer park in New Jersey.
I'm an ex-stripper who is obsessed with Ballet, Final Fantasy, and other cool shit to obsess on. I like to obsess on cool shit. If it means cool shitty people, then shit, I guess it's so. I like cool shit better than warm shit, but nothing is better than hot and steamy shit like porn.
I'm a WRITER. I'm not one of those annoying people who reblog a million pointless photos a day and clog dashboards with them. Sure, I'll post photos or reblog, but I always have a caption or something to "write" about the photo. I will ALWAYS have an opinion. It's called "editorial". That's the old fashioned term for "blog".
I've been doing journalism on and off since age 14. Therefore, my English is proper, and even in person, I pronunciate rather boldly. Apparently people find it amusing when I recite the line, "The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain" or when I talk about tea. ...Ghetto asses.
However, I do stutter when I'm nervous or well, that other state of mind. Then I make a poot noise with my tongue and start the sentence over. It's cute. I guess.
So that was a little shit about me and all that fun shit. Have fun reading my shitty shit, you shitheads!
Bon Appefuckingteet! :D
Happy sailing!
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